Celine Dion looking to bid for the Habs along with Cirque du Soleil Founder
No joke. I couldn't make that shit up. And I thought they couldn't get any gayer. Maybe next year the Habs will hit the ice by repelling from the ceiling on glittery ropes. Or the new goal song will be, My Heart Will Go On. Kovy will skate around the ice after each goal, golden hair blowing in the wind, ice dancing, with a tear in his eye. And the Queebs will rejoice, reapply their hair gel and sip their overly sweetened Cokes.
The B's REALLY have to take care of business tonight. Men vs. Celine's future bitches. It's a thing of beauty.