I know I should be concentrating on the glorious B's and their continued success and dominance of pretty much everyone, but having being married to a Habs fan and living much much closer to Montreal, I've become glued to the train wreck called the Canadiens.
I really thought that being in the city Montreal the day they officially became awful (February 15th, 2009) would be the highlight of this trainwreck, it actually came this morning while listening to Team 990 on my way into work.
Les Habs are unfolding like Days of our Lives had an illegitimate child with General Hospital. And the latest on As the Habs Burns brings us a story of two Belaroooooshin brothers who apparently looooves the nose candy. While Carbonneau is mixing up the lines, they are doing lines. While Price clears the powder out of his crease, they are clearing powder off their noses. Each time the Ref blows the whistle, the Tits brothers think about blowing some rails. Oh man, I could go on all day. Remember when the Habs biggest problem was benching Kovelev?
I'm not one to really relish in the demise of other, but please, I am a B's fan and only human. So as I knock back my coffee this morning and indulge in some maniacal laughs, I begin to leave the Habs where they belong, in the past, and look forward to the redonk late winter/spring season that they B's are about to put on us.
GO BOSTON.
3 comments:
Doesn't that suck when you're humming right along, doing well in the 100th season of your team's existance...and then the bottom drops out??? Nose candy, "rest and relaxation" for Kovalev...jesus, this is cracking me up. A few years ago when the Coyotes were having problems, Jeremy Roenick said, "The only difference between the Coyotes and 'Days of Our Lives' is that nobody has been shot on our team yet." I think this fits Montreal PERFECTLY right now.
GO B'S
Doesn't that suck when you're humming right along, doing well in the 100th season of your team's existance...and then the bottom drops out??? Nose candy, "rest and relaxation" for Kovalev...jesus, this is cracking me up. A few years ago when the Coyotes were having problems, Jeremy Roenick said, "The only difference between the Coyotes and 'Days of Our Lives' is that nobody has been shot on our team yet." I think this fits Montreal PERFECTLY right now.
GO B'S
Haha, that quote is a classic. I think their fans would appreciate that one.
The sad thing is that this is most likely totally blown out of proportion due to their media being a bunch of tweakers, but fuck, isn't it entertaining??
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