Saturday, November 28, 2009

Couple Things

I realized yesterday that this thing hasn't been updated for awhile. It seems that Araev is due in just a short while and she is "too busy" to type. What, so just because I'm not pregnant, I have to shoulder the load? Well, I guess that's what teammates are for.
I mean I've been incredibly busy as well. Work and Modern Warfare 2 and some more Modern Warfare 2. Did I mention that I've been running around with my sweet MW2 night vision goggles? I know. I'm almost 30 and I'm acting like a ten year old. That's either endearing (my opinion) or pathetic and infuriating (Branco's opinion). So if there's anyone out there that wants to do some MW2 on XBox Live, look for ANGERFIST25103.
For some reason, the B's have really clicked in as of late. Tuukka has been playing solid hockey in net, as Timmy went down with a strange injury. I'm starting to think that he and Looch had one too many Long Trails and ended up playing bloody knuckles. They both lost.
I know they lost some games that they should have won, but they did okay considering that Looch and Savvy were out for so long. Now that Looch has gone down again, someone is going to have to step up. Bacon Bitz has been playing extremely well, and I think he will keep it up.
Watching the last few games, it's obvious that Julien is trying different mixes. On their four game road trip, it was rare to see the same forward line combo twice. Whatever he's doing, it seems to be working. Patty Cake is playing tremendous hockey and Fake Wheeler is back online. Krejci is still not quite clicking, and Ryder is doing his best Glen Murray impression by playing well and then disappearing for five to ten games.
On defense, Wideman has finally pulled his head out of his bum and is doing well. I still think that Chara needs to get in a fight. His snarl has really appeared yet this year and I know when it does, someone will pay the price.
They have a couple games coming up against the Leafs and the Habs. I was looking foward to Looch and Komisarek seeing each other for the first time since last spring. And Ol' One Nut better keep his head up, because I have a feeling that Begin is going to make him his bitch.
I was getting lunch the other day and there was a guy with a Bruins hat on. We started talking hockey and he said that he misses PJ. I almost hugged him.
So for now, that's all I got. I'm supposed to be cleaning and will be quickly murdered if it's discovered that I'm not. Plus, the faster I get that out of the way, the quicker I can fire up the XBox. Yes, I have issues.
Go B's.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Bruins Hockey and Modern Warfare 2

Could this day get any better?

The Bruins look to continue their one-game winning streak (PLAN THE PARADE!!) against the Pens tonight. They showed some offense, finally, on saturday night (granted, it was against some boot goalie, but we'll take it) and a the fists flew a couple times. I'll say it again: the Bruins are a better team when they fight. I'm not saying it has to be all the time, but you see what happens when they let the tough guys sleep.

If they win, awesome. If not, I'll have my new copy of Modern Warfare 2 to console me.

Go B's.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

If You Can't Get Up For This One, Just Die.

5 Things To Get Excited About Tonight:
-Begin left Montreal pissed off. He'll be a wrecking ball all night long.
-Ryder will continue to punish his old team.
-Remember all those times that Hal Gill decided to fight Chara and ended up getting his ass beat? Yeah, now we're cheering for Chara.
-The rivalry with Komisarek to continue. Oh that's right, he's enjoying life in Toronto now. Snicker.
-Someone (I'm looking at you, Stuart) will smear Gionta into the end boards when he finally gets tired of the waterbug-esqe noises that Gionta emits when he skates.

Let's hope that the absolute domination that the Bruins showed against the fucking Habs continue tonight. It'll be a good way to right the ship and get this fucking season underway properly.

Go B's.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Why Is This Man Crying?

Please pick one:
A. He has realized that he is on a horrible team.
B. He has realized that it's not going to be an easy year.
C. He just got ROCKED.
D. The Bruins can't score.
E. All of the above

If you picked E, good job. You're able to muddle your way through a retarded quiz and get the correct, sarcastic as fuck, answer.

Basically the Bruins lack any fucking consistency right now. Here is what I propose:
Chara needs to get in a fight.
Wheeler needs a gorgeous breakaway goal.
Krejci needs to stop trying cute little fucking passes and maybe shoot or something.
Looch and Savvy need to fucking heal and fucking heal fast.

The Habs are next up and I swear to fucking Christ, if the B's lose to those fucking assclowns, I'm going to demand that Phil Kessel gets traded. Oh wait...

Go B's.