Please pick one:
A. He has realized that he is on a horrible team.
B. He has realized that it's not going to be an easy year.
C. He just got ROCKED.
D. The Bruins can't score.
E. All of the above
If you picked E, good job. You're able to muddle your way through a retarded quiz and get the correct, sarcastic as fuck, answer.
Basically the Bruins lack any fucking consistency right now. Here is what I propose:
Chara needs to get in a fight.
Wheeler needs a gorgeous breakaway goal.
Krejci needs to stop trying cute little fucking passes and maybe shoot or something.
Looch and Savvy need to fucking heal and fucking heal fast.
The Habs are next up and I swear to fucking Christ, if the B's lose to those fucking assclowns, I'm going to demand that Phil Kessel gets traded. Oh wait...