Thursday, February 4, 2010

Welcome To Distraction Central

Could this team have anymore shit flying around right now???
Will Ryder be traded?
Chara has been playing hurt.
Caveman goes down with a broken pinkie.
Kovalchuk: yes? No?
Tim Thomas, where are you?
Modern Warfare 2? (a note on that: I've been advised by Phil from Maine that Johnny Upchuck is a bit of a gamer...let's get it on! And Phil, I'm sorry. I was a bit drunk and Assassin's Creed 2 was already in. I'll kick your ass on Rust later on OH SNAP!).
No goals.
Putting Recchi out there in the shootout (CLAUDE, ARE YOU HIGH??? YES, OL' MAN RECCHI MIGHT HAVE A BAZILLION CAREER GOALS, BUT HE CAN'T SCORE IN THE FUCKING SHOOTOUT!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!! PUT THE ASIAN LADY THAT HAS SEASON TICKETS AND SITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU OUT THERE FOR FUCK SAKE!!! I BET SHE COULD PUT DOWN HER FRENCH FRIES LONG ENOUGH TO SCORE A FUCKING GOAL AND WIN A FUCKING SHOOTOUT!!!!!).
More Xbox.
Have we found the real Tim Thomas yet?
None of this shit matters.
They are professional athletes that get paid A LOT of money to play a game.
Tonight they will go with a Habs team that has seen its share of issues this year as well.
Tonight is the night that they will begin to turn this bitch around. They have played so amazingly flat for the past ten games...I don't get how they still have jobs. A bit mind-boggling.
Tonight will be an entertaining game because the B's have realized that this season is very quickly getting away from them. They'll come out large and make the little Habs cryyyy like bebies.
And on another note: in Toronto, Vagisarek is having season ending shoulder surgery. I heard that he watched a clip of his fight with Looch from last year, and the shoulder basically spontaneously combusted as a defense mechanism.
GO B'S.

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