Friday, April 20, 2012

Angry Ginger Kid Says...

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT??
YOU ARE THE BOSTON BRUINS. YOU WON THE CUP LAST YEAR. YOU DO NOT PLAY LIKE THIS. YOU DO NOT GET PUSHED AROUND BY THE WASHINGTON FUCKING CAPITALS. YOU DO NOT LET SOME RANDOM ROOKIE BOOT GOALIE BE THE "FEEL GOOD" STORY OF THE YEAR, BY BOUNCING THE MIGHTY BOSTON BRUINS IN THE FIRST ROUND.
ENOUGH OF THIS SHITTY SHIT. GET IN FRONT OF THE NET. GET IN THE BOOT'S FACE. MAKE HIM RUE THE DAY HE HAD THE FUCKING GALL TO CHALLENGE THE BOSTON BRUINS. GET PUCKS THROUGH AND HEY HERE'S A THOUGHT, TIP SOME FUCKING PUCKS.
HIT, HIT AND HIT ANY CAPITAL THAT DARES TO COME IN THE OFFENSIVE ZONE. GIVE AN EXTRA FACEWASH AND GET THE NASTY UP. STOP BEING THE TEAM THAT TAKES HITS AND TAKES IT LAYING DOWN. HIT, CRUSH AND DESTROY YOUR OPPONENT.
TO THE TOP TWO LINES THAT ARE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING: WHERE IS THE EFFORT??? THIS IS THE GODDAMN PLAYOFFS. THIS ISN'T A LITTLE DIPSY DOO OF A SERIES EIGHT GAMES INTO THE SEASON. THIS IS THE STANLEY MOTHERFUCKING CUP MOTHERFUCKING PLAYOFFS. ACT FUCKING ACCORDINGLY. GET IT DONE. NOW.
YOU ARE THE BOSTON GODDAMN BRUINS. YOU DO NOT BOW OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND TO SOME SUB-PAR TEAM THAT STRUGGLED ALL YEAR. YOU DO NOT LET THE CAVEMAN LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER TAKE HIS TINTED VISOR INTO THE 2ND ROUND. YOU DO NOT LET ONE OF THE DIRTIEST PLAYERS IN LEAGUE HISTORY COME IN AS A ROOKIE COACH AND GET HIS TEAM OF FUCKTARDS INTO THE 2ND ROUND. YOU DO NOT BACK DOWN, YOU DO NOT GIVE AN INCH AND YOU SURE AS FUCK DON'T LOSE THIS SERIES.
IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL FIND A TREAT IN YOUR STALLS. I'M NOT QUITE POTTY-TRAINED AND I WILL TAKE SPECIAL CARE TO EAT ALL OF MY FISHSTICKS AND APPLESAUCE AND I WILL BREW YOU A SPECIAL CIRCLE OF HELL THAT WILL THEN BE SMEARED ALL OVER YOUR STALLS.
GET. IT. DONE.
Gotta go. Mom has a Capri Sun waiting for me.
Go B's.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just what needed to be said "Little Ginger" I have forwarded this to CJ and he will read it to the Boys before the game today.....It will not be pretty, but it is what they need to hear! Go Bruins Go, Now!!!