GAME 6

GO YOU FUCKERS!
PUT IT ALL ON THE ICE! MAKE YOUR COACH AND FANS PROUD! PLAY LIKE GODS AND WIN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE LIGHTNING WILL DO, JUST GO OUT AND PLAY YOUR GAME! HIT 'EM, STICK 'EM, FUCKIN' CHRIST POP 'EM! PUT YOUR LUMBER IN THEIR TEETH, LET 'EM KNOW YOU'RE THERE!
MAKE ALL THAT CAME BEFORE YOU AND WORE THE SPOKED B PROUD! MAKE THIS QUEST FOR THE CUP ONE FOR THE AGES, ONE THAT I'LL BE RECOUNTING TO MY GRANDCHILDREN YEARS FROM NOW! PUT ASIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT THIS CURRENT VERSION OF THE BRUINS CAN'T WIN THE CUP! SHUT THE CRITICS UP, SHUT THE OTHER TEAMS DOWN AND SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS! AFTER YOU'VE SCORED ONE, KEEP POURING THEM IN, DON'T HESITATE AND DON'T BACK DOWN! PUSH 'EM ONTO THAT SUNNY GOLF COURSE SOONER THAN THEY WANT TO BE THERE! YOU WILL WEAR YOUR SALLOW SKIN PALLOR PROUDLY, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARCHING TO THE CUP FINALS! MAKE THEM PAY FOR EVERY SINGLE FUCKING INCH OF ICE THEY WANT TO TAKE AND WHEN THEY STOP, KNOCK 'EM DOWN, STEAL THAT PUCK AND CHASE THAT FUCKING GOALIE!
GO YOU FUCKERS GO!