Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Offense Should Take What This Guy Took



I'm still pissed about the game last night. First period was a good effort and all looked well. They fell off the face of the eartH in the second and 3rd.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OFFENSE? A FAT GINGER KID WITH A CLUB FOOT AND SCABIES IS SCORING MORE RIGHT NOW THAN THE FUCKING B'S. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OFFENSIVE SPARK THAT HAD THE BRUINS SCORING THE MOST GOALS IN THE NHL? WHAT THE FUCK IS ONE NUT DOING OUT THERE, OTHER THAN FALLING DOWN AND FAILING TO GET HIS ASS BACK TO HELP ON DEFENSE? WHERE THE FUCK IS "MATRIX" KREJCI? HE'S MOVING SO SLOW THAT IF HE WERE REALLY NEO, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING DEAD FUCKING MONTHS AGO. AND BLAKE FUCKING WHEELER: WE KNOW IT'S YOUR FIRST POSTSEASON. MAN UP, GRIND IT OUT, AND PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.

WIDEMAN: HIT THE FUCKING NET.
MONTADOR: STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE ROBERT GORDON ORR AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN FUCKING END.
STUART: STOP RUNNING AROUND HITTING PEOPLE, IT'S PUTTING YOUR CAVEMAN ASS CONSISTENTLY OUT OF FUCKING POSITION.

I'm sorry. I had to get that out. This is not the same B's team that dominated the regular season. No offense and shitty D does not bode well for a long playoff run.

PULL YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT OF YOUR COLLECTIVE FUCKING ASSES AND PLAY THE FUCKING GAME YOU PLAYED ALL FUCKING YEAR.

Go B's.

3 comments:

Araev16 said...

Thank you. I thought my out of whack hormones and constant feeling of needing to vomit was making my overly angry at the B's.

At least the B's deserved that rage.

What was def hormonal was that fact I almost went all Steve Chaisson on Jussi. Luckily, Nate held me back.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Sheriff 25, for some reason I feel better for the first time since last night's gamewhen Canes scored in OT....I have that damn pit in my stomach too...tell me it ain't So Claude, this old Bruin fan cannot take this kind of play, not now!!!!

Sheriff25 said...

I was laughing my ass off the other night when they were talking about Chaisson. Maybe you should level your skillzzz at Staal or Ward. But remember: with great voodoo death-causing skillzzz comes great responsibility.

It's not even close to be over yet. A lot of hockey to play...SO FUCKING PLAY.