Thursday, May 7, 2009
The Offense Should Take What This Guy Took
I'm still pissed about the game last night. First period was a good effort and all looked well. They fell off the face of the eartH in the second and 3rd.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OFFENSE? A FAT GINGER KID WITH A CLUB FOOT AND SCABIES IS SCORING MORE RIGHT NOW THAN THE FUCKING B'S. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OFFENSIVE SPARK THAT HAD THE BRUINS SCORING THE MOST GOALS IN THE NHL? WHAT THE FUCK IS ONE NUT DOING OUT THERE, OTHER THAN FALLING DOWN AND FAILING TO GET HIS ASS BACK TO HELP ON DEFENSE? WHERE THE FUCK IS "MATRIX" KREJCI? HE'S MOVING SO SLOW THAT IF HE WERE REALLY NEO, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING DEAD FUCKING MONTHS AGO. AND BLAKE FUCKING WHEELER: WE KNOW IT'S YOUR FIRST POSTSEASON. MAN UP, GRIND IT OUT, AND PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.
WIDEMAN: HIT THE FUCKING NET.
MONTADOR: STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE ROBERT GORDON ORR AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN FUCKING END.
STUART: STOP RUNNING AROUND HITTING PEOPLE, IT'S PUTTING YOUR CAVEMAN ASS CONSISTENTLY OUT OF FUCKING POSITION.
I'm sorry. I had to get that out. This is not the same B's team that dominated the regular season. No offense and shitty D does not bode well for a long playoff run.
PULL YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT OF YOUR COLLECTIVE FUCKING ASSES AND PLAY THE FUCKING GAME YOU PLAYED ALL FUCKING YEAR.