I'm just going to go ahead and take full credit for the winning streak the boys are currently enjoying.
It has absolutely nothing to do with any of the following:
-the offense finally coming alive and outscoring their opponents something like 957-6 over the last four games
-Looooooch finally parking his ass in front of the net and getting his nose dirty
-the man-child Tyler Fuckin Seguin finding another level and making everyone else look like they are in stuck in ssssssllllllowwwwwwwwww motion
-Krejci finally waking the fuck up and realizing that he needs to skate
-playing the hard and nasty, but not stupid and dirty, brand of hockey that paid such huge dividends last year
-Johnny Upchuk getting some rockets through from the point
-Corvo finally remembering how to make some slick passes on the PP
-Chris Kelly's steady influence each time he is on the ice, regardless of who he is playing with
-Patty Cake's example-setting efforts and habits that I would gladly pay $10 million a season for
-Goal and defensive support for Tuukka
As I stated, it has NOTHING to do with that. It has everything to do with the fact that I haven't posted any new blogs. I'm a team player and I knew the boys would eventually realize that they were letting me down. So like I said, you can thank me now. I accept cash, personal checks and sexual favors from attractive women that wear the wedding ring I bought for them. So you're fucking welcome. My imagined inattention to the actions of the Bruins have brought about this winning streak. NOW DON'T LET ME DOWN YOU FUCKERS. KEEP PLAYING THIS BRAND OF HOCKEY AND WE'LL BE WATCHING YOU RAISE THE CUP AGAIN IN A FEW MONTHS.
Sabres tonight. Hockey on a saturday night. Fuck yeah.