Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I would like to thank Bob Gainey

If the Bruins go on to take the series following a 4-2 victory in Game 3 last night, Bob Gainey's decision to play Carey Price will most likely be the catalyst of his termination. He'll forever have to look over his shoulder for those retarded fans that live in the NOW moment and forget all the blood and sweat he gave the organization over his career.

That being said and from the bottom of my heart, Thank You, Mr. Gainey. Your choice to play Price has resulted in my team going up 3-0 against the only team in the NHL that makes me break out in hives.

Montreal came out like a group of Hell's Angels on a three day homecooked meth binge, hitting everything in sight. If this was last year, the Bruins would have been down by 3 after the first five minutes. However, the boys hunkered down, made simple passes, and weathered the storm. Last night the Habs reminded me a late summer storm that has turned the clouds to the west as black as The Nothing in The Neverending Story. I kept waiting for the Rock-Biter to come by my house and try to pick up me and the racing snail. The clouds build and build and build. They finally hit and the high winds buffet the house, shaking its foundation. The surprising part is that it only lasts about seven minutes instead of the days and days of apocalypse that were expected.

Last night, the Habs came out with all sorts of bluster and energy. They just couldn't keep it up. Injuries, lack of offense, and a sad little boy in their net lead to their demise. A major strength of the B's is their ridiculous depth. They got four goals last night, and their regular season leading scorer Marc Savard had nothing on the score sheet, except for a -1. Everyone else picks up their play when the other guys are quiet. That, coupled with the play of Vezina candidate Thomas, put them in the position they're in.

I would still be surprised if the Bruins sweep the Habs right out, but we'll have to wait and see.

And to you motherfuckers that boo national anthems: sadly this is not something that is limited to Montreal, as it would give me just one more reason to hate all your asses. When the song is being sung, clasp your hands in front of you and Shut. The. Fuck. Up. If it's your national anthem, put your hand over your heart. You don't need to sing, but you need to Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Don't take a sip of your beer, don't point out something to your buddy, don't do a fucking thing. Stand there for the sixty seconds and Shut. The. Fuck. Up. This goes for every national anthem. I don't care if it's Russia's or Iraq's or fucking Kerplakistan's. I don't care if it's obvious that some poor little country "wrote" some fucking song that sounds exactly like "Wake Me Up Before You Go" by Wham!. Shut your fucking suckholes and afford some fucking respect to a country's song.

And God fucking help you if I'm within choking distance when I see you disrespecting a national anthem, you classless assclots.

Game 4 wednesday night. Go B's.


Araev16 said...
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Araev16 said...

I have to admit, I was praying for some hostile country to invade Montreal last night and for the US to be like, sorry dudes, you are on your own. Gather up your mountees, black squirrels, and Dave Coulier, and fight this one on your own.

BTW. Very impressed with "classless assclots". It is rare that I hear an insult new to my ears. Well done.

Anonymous said...

Once again this is Arexv16's cousin, and I couldn't agree more with the respect factor. Do you remember the segment Don Cherry did on coaches corner when the Montreal arena was filled with boo's during the U.S. National Anthem? Fucking Don Cherry, senility and all was saying over and over at how embarrassing it was to hockey for fans to be doing that. No matter what team they cheer for. Then he showed a clip of Bruins fans applauding and cheering for the Canadian National anthem at the Garden. Show some respect, it's actions like those that make people laugh when told you're actually a country. I admit, I probably shouldn't expect as much from you fools, but I figured anyone who can put 2 and 2 together to make at least 3 can figure out that when a national anthem is playing you shut the fuck up and show respect.

hairy frenchmen said...

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Anonymous said...

I am proud to say that as an American and a Bruins fan, I not only would never boo at an anthem, I can sing the Canadieancinen anthem accompanied by an accomplished kazoo player and bring a tear to any Canadien's eye...especially one very dear Canadien! Go Bruins!
Shape up Habs' fans, you are embarassing!!!!!!

Sheriff25 said...

I remember that Coach's Corner, it was pretty cool. I can't stand it when any anthem gets disrespected. As I stated, it isn't only fans of the Habs I have heard do this. I am volunteering to watch the Garden crowd like a hawk and whump anyone that has the balls to screw off during an anthem.

MC Puck said...

It definitely makes you wonder why an entire group of people could be so disensitized to disrespect that they could, in large and loud form, boo the American National Anthem.

I love Canada, I love people from Canada, and Montreal can be a blast of a long weekend trip... but holy crap - what a unique brand of idiocracy.

Sheriff25 said...

@ Hairyfrenchmen
You will always have my heart. Don't tell the Portuguese chick.

Sheriff25 said...

@McPuck: Bob Gainey once again showed his class by telling the fans to do everything to disrupt the Bruins from their game, but leave the anthem alone. This guy is too good for Montreal.

MC Puck said...

My favorite image from the entire game was when Komesarik went after Lucic, and the camera man caught Gainey glAring at Komi... who will sign him next year? Probably Dallas, because we all know Hull likes gritty douchebags

Habsfan1993 said...

Came across your site while searching "Bob Gainey Sucks." Have to agree with you about the National Anthem thing. I am always ashamed when Habs fans boo the US anthem, being a US-born citizen. And it pisses me off to see anyone else do it too.

Good luck to you in the upcoming season.